Archive | April, 2009


30 Apr

watch this.

simply beautiful.:)

dont ever take it seriously when….

28 Apr

When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes.

When the DENTIST says, Open wide.

When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown?

When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back?

When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it’s in, you’ll love it.

When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again.

When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest.

When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.

When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall?

just for laughs

28 Apr

• I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she’s interested in, she said: Check books.

• Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. “I’ll hear the oldest first,” he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

• What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.

• When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it’s called the Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it’s called an election.

• A boy tells his mom that he seen a boy & a girl sitting at the top of the roof & kissing. Then his mom tell him that they are gonna get married. Then the boy asks his mom: When is dad gonna marry the maid?

• “Take a pencil and paper,” the teacher said, “and write an essay with the title ‘If I Were a Millionaire’ ” Everyone but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously. “What’s the matter,” the teacher asked. “Why don’t you begin?” “I’m waiting for my secretary,” he replied.

• Wife’s definition of retirement: Twice as much husband on half as much pay.

• Q: What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

• Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal

• At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!
Santa: Control urself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

• A blonde was being admonished by the doctor: Until the penicillin cleans out ur infection, u r to have no relations whatsoever! Pausing for a moment, blonde replied: Ok, but what about friends & neighbors?

and then theres one liners….

  • Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
  • Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
  • They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.
  • A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.
  • Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
  • Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without… but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.
  • You can’t buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.
  • Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
  • Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
  • My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
  • Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
  • It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
  • They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
  • Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

25 Apr

Ok. the panic juices are finally creeping in. I doubt i will have enough time or brains to complete every single page in the syllabus but i will try. I need ULTIMATE blessings from everyone+god(s) to overcome this final hurdle in my academic life.

I need to pass.

I need to graduate.

I miss home:(

I will be good for the whole month and do nothing but study.PROMISE (okla except maybe grocery shopping. not counted ma.i need to eat:P)

GOD(s) bless me pls.

I need all the luck in the world.

when we were young(er):P

18 Apr

stumbled across some old pics and thought of posting how we’ve changed over the years haha

p1000427Intec girls:)


the BOYS. i think yewjinn still looks as kinky:P


We used to be perempuan soleh:P:P:P:P


She was the reason i loved Biology hehe


The batch with basketball hunks. When they left for Germany we lost all purpose to go class:P


When we go Googoogaga over msian idols:P

Our first ball………4 years ago:)


The prom king and his queen:)


then we took turn camwhore with flora’s sash and tiara:P


ahyi and i. we’ve come a long way since FIRST day in intec:P

Never see lrt b4 must die die also must take  pic damn jakun i know;P


when the so-called ‘pharmacy pants’ was the in thing. We wore them everywhere we go:P Be it shopping or classes haha



McD, the regular hangout spot for the nocturnals:)



When spore sales were like the biggest thing back then:P


our first grp outing after friggin 15 MCQ questions:P


The champs:)


How i met the yumpo.


when the guys were still confused with their sexuality. PC included:P


yes we are were childish:Pimg_2882

during seniors grad last year. it will be our turn soon.DIEDIE also must graduate. Gambateh everyone!!!!

we have evolved so much havent we??hehe

enjoy!! now back to my books:P Im done lepaking. For the time being at least:P

full bloom

15 Apr

Call me weird but i really do miss winter:(

Not that i hate spring. Just the wind and rain that accompanies it:( Its friggin annoying

The snow, the coldness, the beauty of it all now only remained a part of my memory. sigh


The route to class had never been more beautiful:)


13 Apr


my fav fish in the tank:P. but for some strange reasons i think it looked like allison frm antm cycle 12:P


personality test

12 Apr

Read Lydia’s blog and stumbled across this personality test. Better than those in fb definitely..haha. Some are pretty accurate its scary. I know im damn wuliao cant help it im still evading my book. its a torture sigh

  1. Your view on yourself: You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.
  2. The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for: You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true. Your readiness to commit to a relationship: You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.
  3. The seriousness of your love: You are very serious about relationships and aren’t interested in wasting time with people you don’t really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love. Your views on education Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.
  4. The right job for you: You’re a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you’ll be set for life. How do you view success: You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don’t succeed. Don’t give up when you haven’t yet even started! Be courageous.
  5. What are you most afraid of: You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It’s time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear. Who is your true self: You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve
  6. The Mass Communicator: You have a cheerful personality and you are a naturally kind person. Your hidden talent isn’t really that hidden at all: you shine among a crowd. You would make an ideal news announcer, flight attendant or model – any position that would give you an opportunity to deal with plenty of people. A tip for you is to avoid getting too deeply involved in others’ personal lives – otherwise you might find yourself constantly being asked for help.
  1. You’ve got great self-confidence and you’re full of charm. Most guys who get to know you will be attracted to you. You are far from sweet and proper; your intriguing personality fascinates them. Most guys find it easy to fall for a girl like you.
  2. You don’t really care about other people’s feelings. You do things the way you want and usually think only about yourself. You are easy-going and love to have fun, but you can be irresponsible as well. You are not keen on serious discussions because they can make you remember that life isn’t always about parties.
  3. You strictly follow rules, and you expect other people to be the same as well. People can get tired of you easily, as you can make them feel a little guilty about themselves. You always make decisions on your own, and can be dismissive of other people’s advice. You like to be the leader in groups, but can forget to be concerned about the people you are with.
  4. Your peers think of you as a fun person, but sometimes you can be a little irresponsible. You can be somewhat childish, and can try to ignore the fact that you will one day need to really grow up and be a mature adult! Perhaps you could start reading good books; they might help you look at the world in a different light. You do want to be taken seriously, right?
  5. Your boyfriend believes that you are a strong and independent person. Your confidence and cheerfulness make you an attractive person to be around, but sometimes you need to pay more attention to what other people, including your boyfriend, are thinking.
  6. You desire a love that will last forever. You are quite serious about finding this type of love, and that’s why you think carefully about the men that you meet before deciding whether you could really love them. You don’t just develop a crush on someone overnight: you look at a person’s personality and other aspects of their life before deciding to form an attachment. If a guy doesn’t meet your expectations, you would rather be alone. Your love has to be perfect. Be careful though, you could be missing out on some worthy relationships because your standards are so high.

about and around the city

12 Apr

Amsterdam is truly an interesting city. U want pretty scenery u have it. U like interesting architecture u get it. If u are up for more dodgy activities, this is the place to be:)



our first grp pic


no we didnt watch here:P


condom haven


love the bar at our hostel. Not the room with random strangers that strips down to their boxers. Thank god it was only for a night:P


Hand, boobs and lock which appeared mysteriously. Its open to interpretation


camwhores camwhores


Hooks and slighly slanted forward to make allowance when hurling things up


Pee reflector. The person who created this is a genius! No matter which part of the reflector u aim ur pee will wet u.


Our wonderful tourguide frm Boston whois very much attuned to Amsterdam


Our hostel


yummeh cheese and meat for bfast


random shot




Interesting fashion sense they have:)


obesessed with birds


interesting sleeping position


Our very sweet ‘kenny G’. We bumped into him TWICE. Ams is really a village haha according to him:P


Yes we love big bags


If i own a bike here i would need to paint it gold as well.


Guess what shop is this:P


The park near our hostel



i dont think i was a monkey in my past life:P



Eye on amsterdam.  LOL nola. its just the funfair:P


expression of art


We’re BIG kids i know:P


pretty fountain near where we stay


i think theyre married:P


some pretty canal near our hostel:)


CHeers to Amsterdam!!


Thats all from my favourite-est city ive been to:) Im already missing it. Very much so:)


11 Apr

Only for age 18 and above. Read at ur own expense. Not for the faint hearted:P

Some pictures may be disgusting but hey, its the Sex museum. It cant possibly be UMUM:P


lets start of with some mild ones:)


gobi, for u:)


The karma sutra

neext up..if ure below 18 pls do not proceed:P

oh sorry i removed those explicit pics liao. I didnt want to take the risk knowing my parents visit my blog once in a while. I still need to use my magic card:P



hehe im sure hes intimidated:P


lou dao lei sei lerrrrr


i dont understand why i look so happy here haha


ok.enough is enough. thats all folks.u want to see MORE explicit pics come to J6-4. On appointment basis only.