Archive | April, 2009

listen

30 Apr

watch this.

simply beautiful.:)

dont ever take it seriously when….

28 Apr


When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes.


When the DENTIST says, Open wide.


When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown?


When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back?



When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it’s in, you’ll love it.



When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again.



When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest.



When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.



When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall?




just for laughs

28 Apr


• I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she’s interested in, she said: Check books.

• Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. “I’ll hear the oldest first,” he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

• What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.

• When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it’s called the Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it’s called an election.

• A boy tells his mom that he seen a boy & a girl sitting at the top of the roof & kissing. Then his mom tell him that they are gonna get married. Then the boy asks his mom: When is dad gonna marry the maid?

• “Take a pencil and paper,” the teacher said, “and write an essay with the title ‘If I Were a Millionaire’ ” Everyone but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously. “What’s the matter,” the teacher asked. “Why don’t you begin?” “I’m waiting for my secretary,” he replied.

• Wife’s definition of retirement: Twice as much husband on half as much pay.

• Q: What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

• Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal

• At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!
Santa: Control urself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

• A blonde was being admonished by the doctor: Until the penicillin cleans out ur infection, u r to have no relations whatsoever! Pausing for a moment, blonde replied: Ok, but what about friends & neighbors?

and then theres one liners….


  • Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
  • Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
  • They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.
  • A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.
  • Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
  • Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without… but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.
  • You can’t buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.
  • Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
  • Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
  • My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
  • Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
  • It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
  • They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
  • Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

25 Apr

Ok. the panic juices are finally creeping in. I doubt i will have enough time or brains to complete every single page in the syllabus but i will try. I need ULTIMATE blessings from everyone+god(s) to overcome this final hurdle in my academic life.

I need to pass.

I need to graduate.

I miss home:(

I will be good for the whole month and do nothing but study.PROMISE (okla except maybe grocery shopping. not counted ma.i need to eat:P)

GOD(s) bless me pls.

I need all the luck in the world.

when we were young(er):P

18 Apr

stumbled across some old pics and thought of posting some.my how we’ve changed over the years haha

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the BOYS. i think yewjinn still looks as kinky:P

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We used to be perempuan soleh:P:P:P:P

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She was the reason i loved Biology hehe

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The batch with basketball hunks. When they left for Germany we lost all purpose to go class:P

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When we go Googoogaga over msian idols:P

Our first ball………4 years ago:)

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The prom king and his queen:)

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then we took turn camwhore with flora’s sash and tiara:P

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ahyi and i. we’ve come a long way since FIRST day in intec:P

Never see lrt b4 must die die also must take  pic damn jakun i know;P

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when the so-called ‘pharmacy pants’ was the in thing. We wore them everywhere we go:P Be it shopping or classes haha

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McD, the regular hangout spot for the nocturnals:)

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When spore sales were like the biggest thing back then:P

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our first grp outing after friggin 15 MCQ questions:P

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The champs:)

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How i met the yumpo.

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when the guys were still confused with their sexuality. PC included:P

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yes we are were childish:Pimg_2882

during seniors grad last year. it will be our turn soon.DIEDIE also must graduate. Gambateh everyone!!!!

we have evolved so much havent we??hehe

enjoy!! now back to my books:P Im done lepaking. For the time being at least:P

full bloom

15 Apr

Call me weird but i really do miss winter:(

Not that i hate spring. Just the wind and rain that accompanies it:( Its friggin annoying

The snow, the coldness, the beauty of it all now only remained a part of my memory. sigh

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The route to class had never been more beautiful:)

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13 Apr

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my fav fish in the tank:P. but for some strange reasons i think it looked like allison frm antm cycle 12:P

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