dont ever take it seriously when….

28 Apr


When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes.


When the DENTIST says, Open wide.


When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown?


When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back?



When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it’s in, you’ll love it.



When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again.



When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest.



When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.



When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall?




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One Response to “dont ever take it seriously when….”

  1. obi wan kenobi April 28, 2009 at 5:28 pm #

    When the PHARMACIST says, take it 3 times a day or when required .

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